Misfitz wikis

Don't die in the first ten minutes

Coast spawn

You wake up wet, empty, and loud if you sprint. Stop. Look. Drink. Then move.

A bag, a blade, a bottle

First hour loot

The hour is not an M4. It is not dying on a police desk. Small houses, then the well, then a name for the leave.

Chernarus, Livonia, Sakhal

Maps

Official maps are different jobs. Chernarus is the textbook. Livonia is wet woods. Sakhal is cold on purpose.

Contact, a direction, a quiet cook

The hour

People, the sun, a landmark, a stove that isn't a bonfire. The rest of a run that didn't die to wet jeans.

Pick a box. Then pick a fire.

The queue

The hour starts in the browser. Official, 1PP, hardcore, modded — they are not the same game.

Read the box before you queue

Server browser

First person, trader, namalsk, 60 FPS jokes in the title. The name is the rule set.

No shop NPC. That's the point.

Vanilla official

Official public is the live game this wiki is written for. Traders and kits are a different book.

The camera is the rule

First person servers

1PP is not a graphics setting. It is how corners work. Third person is a different fight.

A different game

Modded servers

Traders, kits, custom maps, Discord shops. Fun. Not what this wiki is written against.

Not official

Traders

A shop NPC is a community rule. Official does not sell you an M4 for cans.

Elektro

Elektrozavodsk

Big coast city. Industrial, hospital, people. A magnet, not a spawn nap.

Cherno

Chernogorsk

The other mall. Bigger fight, better loot, worse idea on an empty stomach.

Bere

Berezino

North-east coast town with a hospital and a reason to get shot.

Stary

Stary Sobor

The inland magnet. Military tents nearby. Everyone has the same idea.

Novy

Novy Sobor

Stary's quieter sibling. Still a pin if you shoot.

Zeleno

Zelenogorsk

West city. Military flavour. A long walk from the east coast.

Tisy

Tisy

North-west military. Endgame pride. Don't go hungry.

Balota

Balota

Airfield on the south coast. A short, loud idea.

Novo

Novodmitrovsk

North city. Huge. Easy to get lost. Easy to get third-partied.

Severo

Severograd

North inland. Industrial and a reason to bring a friend.

Thirst kills quieter than infected

Water and wells

Wells and pumps are free. Ponds are a delayed death unless you can boil or tablet.

Calories before heroics

Food and cooking

Cans need a tool. Meat needs fire. Fruit is free. Hoarding ten steaks is how you die slow.

Hunt, then cook

Animals

Deer, chicken, cow, pig, wolf, bear. Meat needs fire. Pelts need a blade.

A blade and a cook

Hunting

A kill is not a meal until it is cooked. A shot is a pin.

Skin, then cook

Pelts

The hide is a craft. The meat is a risk until it hits fire.

Clothes soak

Wetness

Rain, rivers, the sea. Wet is a meter that becomes influenza and a cold death. Dry is a plan.

Buffer, not a camp

Heat

The arrows are not decoration. Heat packs, layers, fire. Standing still in a blizzard is how Sakhal wins.

Stuffed is a lock

Stomach

You can be too full to drink the medicine. Eat with a plan. Rotten is not a flavour.

The sprint you don't have

Weight

The bag eats the run. Drop souvenirs. A plate plus a chest plus a mountain bag is a parade.

Wet plus wind is a hospital you don't have

Temperature

The weather is a mechanic. Fire, layers, moving. See heat-comfort and wetness.

Sick, shock, a pill, a house

The body

Ponds, raw meat, a dirty rag, and a fog you walked into. Named sicknesses beat a vitamin guess.

Don't drink the pond

Cholera

Dirty water writes a clock. Wells and pumps are free. Charcoal is the first bottle.

Raw is a sequel

Salmonella

Meat needs fire. Fruit is free. A steak you couldn't wait on is how the toilet event starts.

Wet plus cold is a job

Influenza

A cold in this game is not a sniffle you joke through. Dry clothes. Heat. Food. Then the pill if you still tick.

Don't eat people

Kuru

Cannibalism is a choice the character keeps. Shakes are not a bit you can laugh off later.

The fog writes a clock

Chemical poison

Contaminated air is not weather. A hoodie and bravery is not a loadout.

Green is not a flavour

Rotten food

Fruit goes. Meat goes. A full bag of maybe is how you waste a charcoal on a snack.

Sakhal takes fingers

Frostbite

Snow is not Chernarus with a filter. Heat, gloves, and not standing still matter more than a gun.

The floor before death

Shock

You can be on the ground and still savable. Shock is not blood. Don't loot your duo like a corpse until you're sure.

Pale is a meter

Blood volume

A drip you ignored is a staircase you won't climb. Rags first. Then food. Then a bag if you know the type.

One room. Then the next.

The house

Infected remember a sound. A rock is cheaper than a magazine. Zero the glass before the field.

Not FPS

Desync

The body you shot was already around the corner. Ping is not a skill issue until you've read this.

Slow, loud, a target

Carry

You can pick a body up. You become a parade float. Cover first.

Noise pulls. Guns are invitations.

Infected

Melee first. Don't farm agro for fun. A wall of infected means a player was here.

Not one zombie

Infected kinds

Village, runner, soldier, NBC. The silhouette changes the plan. This is not a health table.

Sight, sound, then they remember

Infected agro

They hear the shot, the door, and your pride. A wall of them means a player was here. Walk around.

One room. Then the next.

House clear

Stairs are rude on purpose. Don't both peek. A fridge is not worth two bodies on the landing.

Third-person death traps

Stairs and corners

Clear slow. Don't both peek. Stairwells are rude on purpose.

A rock is a plan

Throwing

Pull infected. Signal the duo. Don't greet a room with a grenade unless you meant the explosion page.

Talk before the shot when you can

Voice first

A hello is cheaper than a magazine. Not a law. Official is not a PvE park. The duo decides before the doorway.

Levi plans. Kane jokes.

Duo play

Two is a squad. One watches. One loots. Silent starts are how you die alone.

Name the leave

Extract

The hour ends when you say so. A bush is not a plan. A well, a rail, a church.

A well, not a forest

Meet points

The trees is how friendships end. Name a pump, a rail, a church, a deer stand.

Don't show the pin

Stream-safe

A live overlay is a map for strangers. Stash pins and combo locks read out loud are invitations.

A well, a shot, a joke

Finding the duo

You spawned apart. That's the hour, not a failure. Name a coast town and walk.

Hands, then jokes

Helping the duo

A friend on the floor is a plan. Drag, wrap, type, watch the road.

Don't farm the porch

Freshie etiquette

You remember being wet and empty. The coast is a classroom, not a shooting gallery — unless you said KOS.

Shots write a pin

Noise budget

Every gunshot is a meeting request. Melee, a rock, a leave.

1PP vs 3PP is a rule

Perspective

The camera is the fight. See first-person servers.

A frequency is a meet

Walkie-talkies

Better than yelling. Still a tell if you chatter on a busy channel. Agree the number.

Dated VODs, not a field guide

The tape

A short shelf of Misfitz uploads and VODs that actually have a date. The field wiki stays a field wiki.

29 Jun 2025

First video

The channel starts when the first video went up: 29 Jun 2025. Not the account-create date of 5 Apr 2024.

Left blank on purpose

Undated shelf

Winter DayZ, Trusted a Stranger, Dinosaurs, and Namalsk Duo are on the Videos shelf with no published day. We did not guess.

Upload · 28 Aug 2026

Police Trouble

Edited upload, 15:16. Published 28 Aug 2026. Latest on the shelf when this hub was saved.

Upload · 21 Aug 2026

Before the Outbreak EP1

Edited upload, 14:11. Published 21 Aug 2026. The one that ran.

VOD · 16 Aug 2026

115 POP

Live VOD, 3:42:14. Published 16 Aug 2026. A busy official-shaped hour.

VOD · 29 Jun 2026

Anniversary live

1 YEAR OF LIVE STREAMING. 4:18:22. Published 29 Jun 2026 — one year after first video.

VOD · 9 Aug 2026

Deadfall quest

The DEADFALL Quest Begins. Live VOD, 4:33:08. Published 9 Aug 2026.

VOD · 12 Jul 2026

Best friends 20 years

Best Friends For 20 Years Playing DayZ. Live VOD, 3:32:17. Published 12 Jul 2026.

VOD · 2 Feb 2026

First solo stream

First EVER SOLO Stream! Chilled Vibes. 2:30:55. Published 2 Feb 2026.

Paper beats a vibe

Paper map

The in-game map is an item. Find it. Read it. Don't leave it in a bush as a bit.

Runways are magnets

Airfields

Balota, Krasno, NWAF. Better loot, worse company. Don't picnic on the tarmac.

A gun you can't feed is jewelry

Military loot

Barracks, tents, airfields. Loud, contested, and how the hour turns into a highlight.

Dry is a stat

Raincoat

A yellow billboard that keeps you less dead. Swap when the rain stops if you want to hide.

A rock, a melee, a light you can hide

Quiet kit

The hour in a town is not an M4. See house-clear and throw-item.

Numbers on the glass

Zeroing

A scope you didn't zero is jewelry. Cover still wins. Hold breath is a different page.

Zero it or it's jewelry

Optics

A scope you didn't zero is a museum piece. Cover still wins.

Glass with batteries

Rangefinder

It tells you a number. Zeroing still wants a human. Batteries die.

The shot steadies

Hold breath

A pause, not a lifestyle. Stamina pays. See zeroing.

A gun you can't feed is jewelry

Guns and ammo

Caliber is the kit. An M4 with three rounds is a stick that clicks. See shotguns, pistols, mosin.